Today is Canada day! Canada! Where the populous is woke as fuck! Canada! Where if you're sick, you can just go see a doctor and they'll help you! Canada! Where our leader is well-spoken, intelligent, compassionate and oh so dreamy.
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And Happy America Day to Americans! It's on like Tuesday, right? You guys are lucky too! You have so much... um...
Aw, I shouldn't kick you when you're down, America. You... are home to two of the awesomest bloggers and podcasters in the world, that's what you are!
Good for you!